THE BUTTER CHURNER
I have no words for the butter churner. How is this supposed to be fun?
I have a flare for research , and being a blogger, I stumble across great, bizzare, funny and educative pages .
So I went about my usual research today and I stumbled across a sexual positions page on twitter. I couldn't help laughing viewing some and I decided to share and find out if anybody in the house actually tried this with their partners.
All I could imagine and see were broken necks , back aches , and broken bones. It takes a certain kinda weight and flexibility to pull these off.
Check them out below
THE FROG
Wait a minute. This happens at the edge of a bed? Too risky .What if the woman tumbles and rolls over hmmmmm.
THE LADDER LOVING
Making love on a ladder? Hiaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn, OYO!
THE SQUAT BALANCE
Wouldn't there be strains on the guys hands since most of the woman's weight rests on them for support?
THE WHEEL BARROW
What if the lady/woman is overweight? The guy has to eat some serious carbs to muster good strenght hahahhahha.
THE BEACH BALL
OK I don't believe this position is feasible. The woman is the scape goat in this case, having her tummy pressed against the ball, while the man lays on top of her as his cushion. Mba oooooo!
Flexibility , flexibility is necessary. The 'akpu', and junk we eat without excercising can't pull this off.
THE STAIR MASTER
The Stair Master - So I looked at the stair master and Imagined a married man and his mistress. Imagine their cups got full and they fall off the stairs in the process. What would be the result? A ticket to hell and Gobe lool!
THE BRIDGE
The Bridge-I looked at the bridge and imagined lets say the guy weighs 80 kg and the lady weighed say 150 kg. Hmmmm, broken bones for the guy, a broken waist is all I see lool.
In fact this should appear on the show 1000 ways to die !
PIE IN THE SKY
Now it takes a flexible woman to pull this off, and most Nigerian women do not excersise. I also Imagined how the woman gets to keep her composure in moments of ecstasy. Possible back aches and neck pain could ensue.
THE SIDEWAYS SAMBA
Now this is hilarious.
I have no words for the butter churner. How is this supposed to be fun?
I have a flare for research , and being a blogger, I stumble across great, bizzare, funny and educative pages .
So I went about my usual research today and I stumbled across a sexual positions page on twitter. I couldn't help laughing viewing some and I decided to share and find out if anybody in the house actually tried this with their partners.
All I could imagine and see were broken necks , back aches , and broken bones. It takes a certain kinda weight and flexibility to pull these off.
Check them out below
THE FROG
Wait a minute. This happens at the edge of a bed? Too risky .What if the woman tumbles and rolls over hmmmmm.
THE LADDER LOVING
Making love on a ladder? Hiaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn, OYO!
THE SQUAT BALANCE
Wouldn't there be strains on the guys hands since most of the woman's weight rests on them for support?
THE WHEEL BARROW
What if the lady/woman is overweight? The guy has to eat some serious carbs to muster good strenght hahahhahha.
THE BEACH BALL
OK I don't believe this position is feasible. The woman is the scape goat in this case, having her tummy pressed against the ball, while the man lays on top of her as his cushion. Mba oooooo!
Flexibility , flexibility is necessary. The 'akpu', and junk we eat without excercising can't pull this off.
THE STAIR MASTER
The Stair Master - So I looked at the stair master and Imagined a married man and his mistress. Imagine their cups got full and they fall off the stairs in the process. What would be the result? A ticket to hell and Gobe lool!
THE BRIDGE
The Bridge-I looked at the bridge and imagined lets say the guy weighs 80 kg and the lady weighed say 150 kg. Hmmmm, broken bones for the guy, a broken waist is all I see lool.
In fact this should appear on the show 1000 ways to die !
PIE IN THE SKY
Now it takes a flexible woman to pull this off, and most Nigerian women do not excersise. I also Imagined how the woman gets to keep her composure in moments of ecstasy. Possible back aches and neck pain could ensue.
THE SIDEWAYS SAMBA
Now this is hilarious.
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