Thursday, 5 June 2014

GBAGAUNS OF THE WEEK FEATURING COSSY ORJIAKOR AND A 400 LEVEL STUDENT IN A NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY



Meaning of ''Gbagaun''- Speaking or writing incorrect English.

Socialite Cossy Orjiakor took to twitter ranting and complaining about a tenant of hers owing her and refusing to pay his rent. She further stated he is of the cult group Aye fraternity and has threatened her life .

She informed the general public that  incase anything happened to her, he should be held responsible.
I felt sorry for Cossy who claims she has investments in property yielding over 2million naira each year.
It was sort  of a mixed feeling, as I smiled at some gbagauns (mistake in English) in some of her tweets, and also felt sad she had to pass through the ordeal with a stubborn tenant.
Can you spot the ''Gbagauns''?



 


400 LEVEL STUDENT IN A NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY

After exams, this student named Constance felt she didn't perform well and decided to bug her lecturer soliciting extra marks , mercy and favor.Her lecturer knowing fully well that one cannot plant corn seeds and expect to harvest grapes, blanked and ignored her.
Constance then decided she was going find out her crime by sending the text messsage below

I'm sure the gbagauns are very glaring loooool.





NB- I make mistakes too oo ''gbagauning'', but some people are PHD holders in that field lool.

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