Tuesday, 6 August 2013

PURGING IN SPANX AND A JUMPSUIT



The groove over the weekend was so off da hook. There were lots to eat and drink , and my excited self convinced my inner being to enjoy the moment and continue with my weight watch later.
By Sunday evening , I began having guilty feelings as to the amount of calories I consumed the day before and my obvious bulging tummy ( don't really have a flat stomach) which wouldn't fit well with my brand new jumpsuit I was going to rock to the office the next day.
'' My tummy will go down by tomorrow morning, if I don't eat tonight I assured myself and slept like a baby.
Sooner than I expected, It was morning already and my tummy still looked bulging.
Oh my, I must wear this jumpsuit to work ooh, I said to myself. The thought of not receiving total compliments if  I had to go in with my new hairdo and an old dress , wasn't appealing at all.
There must be a way , I thought to myself.
 I remembered my tummy belt,tried it on ,  but that didn't give me my desired result. 
Wait a minute , I have spanx I said out loud.
Having worn my spanx,  all the short comings of nature and effects of  lack of abdominal exercises were tucked away perfectly and I looked breathtaking in my jumpsuit.
I excitedly  headed to work with all the confidence enough to fill two drums and a truck.
Wow '' You look nice'' everyone complimented as whipped my hair back and forth saying thank you in all angles. 
I felt like a star(giggles). The new aura I exuded was too striking and I couldn't contain myself.
A couple of hours later, work was in full swing, and I began feeling uncomfortable.
The spanx was beginning to make me feel uneasy and I felt an unusual tumbling in my stomach.
I immediately excused myself to the loo, heaved  a sigh of relief by the time I was done , and continued with work as usual.
 5 minutes later, I needed to use the loo again, and the process continued till I had to send for flagyl.
Now, the hard part wasn't my running tummy, but having to pull my jumpsuit from the top all the way down , totally undressing and having to struggle to pull down the spanx I wore on the inside.
It was really tasking and I broke out alot of sweat during  the whole repeated process.
In the end though, I took my pills and finally felt better.
But I nevertheless learnt my lessons, never to wear a jumpsuit and spanx , if a suspected purge is around the corner lol.
#What chicks go through to look good heeehee!

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahha chidnma so u do that too, new outfit with new hair do. M so guilty.. Nice one go girl...

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