Wednesday, 8 May 2013

THE FIGHT- CASE OF THE TURKEY PANTS



Turkey pants come highly recommended because they are thick , long lasting ,affordable , have a great cut and fit and can be found in a variety of corporate colours.
I have been a dedicated customer to Turkey pant marketers as I always seize any opportunity to acquire one when a little change enters my pocket.
Living in Lagos Nigeria  however,  makes it a lot easier to have access to them as alot of traders are involved in Turkey wears business.
I had been enjoying compliments as to how they fit and how I look each time I wear them that I was forced to recommend them to a friend of mine named Belinda always fond of wearing jeans to her place of work (She has a a flexible office).
The saying that your friends truly influence some decisions you make isn't a lie at all, because after convincing my friend as to how mature and corporate sophisticated she'll look if she had some Turkey pants,  she gladly accepted my advice.
Next thing I knew, Belinda went on a shopping spree and excitedly told me via a phone call , that she had a wardrobe make over filled with Turkey pants, and corporate clothes.
I couldn't be more happier for her and the poor men in her office who were used to seeing some flesh when she wore jeans and her funky hanging shirts (she'z endowed) but couldn't touch.
Belinda rocked her pants week after week  and excitedly shared with me all the positive complements she received of which I pointed out to her you can be covered up, corporate and still look sexy sophisticated.
So the weeks rolled by and we all got engrossed pursuing our busy lives.
One certain afternoon while at work , I got a phone call and of course it was my friend Belinda.
Just as I excitedly asked her what was up,  she began lamenting
''Chidinma Turkey pants, Turkey this , Turkey that. You cannot imagine what just happened to me''.
Curious,  I asked what had happened and she began narrating
'' Can you imagine , my phone got spoilt, and to avoid  traffic, I decided to leave my car and take a bike to Saka Tinubu (Lagos) to get it fixed.
Upon getting down from the bike , I felt so many  eyes on me. All of a sudden,  bike men were calling my attention and I ignored them , thinking they had some guts to hit on me. Cars were honking their horns and I felt I looked so hot and kept walking with grace and poise.
Then all of a sudden , a bike man from the back yelled '' Madam your back open ooo''.
 I immediately reached out to check my back and lo and behold, my Turkey pants were torn open with  my bum on full display''.
Upon hearing that I laughed hysterically, then I said to her : You must have been wearing undies now, don't worry no one saw anything , just your undies.
Upon which Belinda replied ,''I wore a G- String .  They saw ooo, kai I feel so embarrassed right now''.
I asked again, how did you manage then, and she replied '' I had to cover my bum with my hands, so embarrassing.
At that point I laughed , but had to empathize with her when she blamed me for advising her to go for Turkey pants instead of jeans.
''Jeans will never tear nor disgrace you that is why I like them madam Turkey pants'' she said .
I rightly pointed to her that my Turkey pants had never disappointed me nor torn open , stressing it was probably her fault gaining weight and all the fat getting deposited in her ass after which she banged the phone angrily on me.
We later settled though, and we are still friends till date.
Lesson learnt- If you are outside , in an open space and you are apparently getting lots of stirs and attention when you aren't a celebrity, you need to check yourself.
They may not be hitting on you, nor admiring you but may simply be delighted staring at your fashion oops! LOL.

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