MY ENCOUNTER WITH A SEX SOLICITOR

 Being a single chick living alone in Lagos , I have come in contact with different kinds of guys. Some who think you are loose and a freebie for not being married and staying on your own, some  who want you as a mistress, as a sex toy , companion, someone to frolic with etc ..

The level of '' Runs'' in Lagos has also made it worse , as some guys find it difficult to tell the difference between a responsible chick and a ''hustler''.

On the other hand, I have met good , loving , caring and genuine guys who due to one factor or the other couldn't end up settling down with me reasons  being  that they may not be particularly what I have in mind for the father of my unborn kids and I may not be the perfect chick they want for a wife.

Not like I am perfect or drop-dead gorgeous, but I know what I want and truly not desperate 

( Eyes rolling, heads tilting.)

 On a certain day,  I jejely took a picture with my sister  , posed all smiles , happy and jollily. Blame it on social media and  mediums such as a BBM (Blackberry Messenger) , sooner than I expected , my picture got into the hands of a sex solicitor.

We all know what sex is , but who is a sex solicitor?

A solicitor is defined as one that solicits/seeks to obtain by persuasion, entreaty, or formal application. One who  approaches or accosts someone with an offer of sexual services in return for payment.

To cut the long story short, the sex solicitor who started off as an innocent friend on my BBM got horned up on a certain day  and decided to solicit sex from me.

As you would Imagine, we got into a deep discussion and bargaining   after which he offered to pay N30,000 for a taste of the '' Banana in my Goody Bag''( Chai I don suffer, na so I cheap reach?).

I decided to play along ( having fun of course) bargaining a car which later reduced to 500k.

Why that expensive ? Do you have gold  down there ? you may be wondering.

Well , the question is how much can someone pay actually for a taste of my pudding?

 If a guy decides he wants to pay for sleeping with you, he has to go all the way since he pictures you as a commodity (My opinion).

Secondly, the sex solicitor has a high profile and works in one of the hot high brow companies in Lagos so he can afford to pay my price I assumed. 

Anyway , his profile on BB is blocked in the chats that ensue  because  I am not a wicked b-i-a-tch and wouldn't want to ruin a guy's reputation for wanting to buy my ''pudding''.

 I felt it  was good gist,  and nothing delights a blogger more than juicy gist, even if you are the victim.

Below are screen munches of our chat. We haggled between the  500k I asked him to pay and 30k he was offering to pay.

To understand better , my chat is in a white background, while his is in blue.

He also mentioned MAU in the chat which means Moshood Abiola University/ UNILAG.

Just when I thought the sex solicitor had finally let me be, he started again the next day teling me he drove past my house