Wednesday, 24 April 2013

ACTRESS HALIMA ABUBAKAR SHOWS OFF HER ''WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION''


Halima , Halima , Halima! This ''weapon'' is three much oooo! To package your ''weapon'' (hips , tighs and bum ) in a very bright container ( colourful leggings/ pinging leggings lol) is not doing us any good oo.
 Oya, pity guys now eeh! Do you want them to start drooling,  having fantasies and dreams topped with reckless thoughts etc?
You are going to make Iyanya have a remix of his popular track '' YOUR WAIST''. Instead of saying in his remix he wants your waist, he will say he is satisfied with yours and wants no other.
''Ukwu Nwanyi hausa''( Waist of a  Hausa lady) , your ''weapon'' gives women of other tribes a run for their money.
Music superstar Flavour will be thrilled by  your assets , afterall he said in his song SHAKE '' Ukwu sara mbara na dim nma n'obim o''(my Igbo no perfect o lol)  meaning a wide waist  gives me great pleasure.
As for singer Kelly Hansome, he said in his song LIKE PLAY '' Ukwu nka ga enye'm high bp'' meaning this waist will give me high blood pressure.
I have no doubts in my mind that when Kelly catches a glimpse of your '' weapon of mass destruction'' ( voluptuous waist ) , he will not only suffer from  high BP but will suffer from gross and intense stroke .
Dbanj should go and rest because you are the ENDOWED one jare!

1 comment:

  1. Tacky is the word here. Whats all this one abeg nikky naze please paste something better

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